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‘Tis the season to be jolly’ so as this is the last Alpha Bites of 2023, we thought we would try a festive experiment. We have two modern versions of The Twelve Days of Christmas, one produced by us and one by AI. We would love to know which you think is most festive. Ours was created in 15-minutes but AI produced its version almost immediately!
The Twelve Days of Christmas 2023 Version A
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my babe gave to me- Twelve drum and base machines drumming
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my babe gave to me –Eleven bagpipe buskers piping
On the tenth day of Christmas, my babe gave to me – Ten smoke alarms bleeping
On the ninth day of Christmas, my abbe gave to me – Nine tickets for Strictly Come Dancing
On the eight day of Christmas my babe gave to me –Eight dairy machines milking
On the seventh day of Christmas, my babe gave to me –Seven Weight Watchers slimming
On the sixth day of Christmas, my babe gave to me – Six tag artists spraying
On the fifth day of Christmas, my babe gave to me – Five bits of bling
On the fourth day of Christmas, my babe gave to me – Four crypto-nerds
On the third day of Christmas, my babe gave to me –Three fountain pens
On the second day of Christmas, my babe gave to me –Two Bake Off oven gloves
and a copy of an Alan Partridge DVD
The Twelve Days of Christmas 2023 Version B
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – Twelve tweets a-trending,
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – Eleven podcasts playing
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – Ten gigs of data streaming
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – Nine emojis winking
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – Eight apps a-notifying
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me –Seven vlogs a-vlogging
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – Six influencers influencing
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me –Five Wi-fi bars
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me –Four video calls
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me –Three e-books
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – Two smart speakers
And a selfie with a celebrity
By the way, just where do find a partridge in a pear tree these days? Do you search ‘specialist garden centre and local game warden’ or try Amazon? Either way, we expect AI to remain a key investment theme in 2024. Meanwhile, the Federal Reserve has given markets an early Xmas present by signalling interest rate cuts for 2024 with some expecting three cuts of 75bps in total. Ho, Ho, Ho!
Wishing all our readers a very Merry Christmas and prosperous New Year and thank you for your continued support during 2023.
Alpha Bites will be back in 2024 with our slightly different take on the investment world.
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